flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolvingโ€ฆ

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED โ€œthe fresh prince of denmark yo hollaโ€

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal Iโ€™ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

Anonymous: '#i have a feeling it is sexual#but idk' i think the strawberry is the vajayjay and the chocolate ice cream is the turd from ur anal hole

god bless

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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draculahs