i-effed-it-all-up:

There was a time in my life where I was misled into hating Kristen Stewart and I regret it every day.





Black and White: Carol Peletier, Season 3 asked by anon.
  1. mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  2. me: fire cannot kill a dragon

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

  1. parents: "schools easy"
  2. me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  3. parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
I have hated words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right.
Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via bookmania)
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